So apparently Tiger Woods is Black…..

Is it me or does he look blazed?

It’s been a rough week for my boy Tiger, crashed his whip on his front lawn, baby momma broke his windows and now this…. Bagged by the tabloids for his sloppy pimp game. Ouch, divorce would be too costly so he’s gotta ride this one out. His press release was pretty well written by his publicist but this voice mail is what blew up his spot. Maybe now we will get to meet the real Tiger who loves hoes and blunts.

I respect his business like approach on this message. Classic.

The good news is all his sponsors will continue to rock with him so as long as his paper keeps coming I’m sure he’s straight. But is Tiger really wrong for loving white hoes? He is partially black and a professional athlete what did you really expect.